105 minutes I'll never get back

Yup, it's movie review time. I have just watched the most ridiculous movie. I quite think it's possibly the worst movie of all time. If you're a movie buff like me, surely you already know what movie I'm talking about. For the others, it's I Know Who Killed Me with Lindsay Lohan. I'm actually scarred from having sat through it. I better go watch a Kevin Smith movie to makeup for it.

Voodoo Spell On You

I watched I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry earlier today, and I wasn't disappointed at all. Of course it was no Happy Gilmore with the usual comedic Sandler style, but funny nonetheless. Adam and Kevin James were both excellent in it. So in honor of a good movie, I am posting my favorite song on Adam Sandler's album What's Your Name. Click on play and Enjoy!

Up and Running

Michael Rapaport dot net is officially online. I just put the finishing touches on it tonight. Of course, I could change the layout any time. Click on the picture to get there.

My Other Guy

Just another post about one of my boyfriends. This time it's Michael Rapaport. Swoon! He's definitely studly in my book. I think I'll had him to my "those who I want to have children with" list. Can you imagine a little red haired love child running around? Yeah, I could. Oh, and some excellent news - Michael has just snagged a recurring role on My Name is Earl. I love that show. It stars Jason Lee, who you might know from the Kevin Smith franchise. Just look at that face in his picture! Whew.. it's getting warm in here. He's in the middle of a divorce... wonder how I can apply?? Cheers!

Not much longer!

I am definitely a television addict. There are so many good shows on, and this season will bring more. There are only a couple new ones I plan on watching, which are Private Practice and Cavemen. The only shows I don't know the dates for are Jericho and What Perez Sez. Thank God they brought Jericho back from the dead! Now I wish they'd bring back Justice and Studio 60 on the Sunset strip. So, here is the season premieres schedule for my favorites...

September 1 - Cavemen
September 5 - Private Practice
September 19 - Bones
September 20 - Survivor
September 23 - Desperate Housewives & Shark
September 25 - House MD & NCIS
September 26 - Criminal Minds
September 27 - Lost, Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty & My Name is Earl
September 28 - Ghost Whisperer & Numb3rs
October 1 - CSI Miami
October 4 - Supernatural

It's gettin' hot in here!

Oh for the love of God.. Chris Noth is the sexiest beast alive. I want to have his children. Look at that face!! Sophisticated, wise, rough, freakin HOT man! Just needed to let that be known. Anyway, the reason for this post is to plug my site chrisnoth.net. Go check it out, you know you want to! Yup, he's fine! And in case you haven't realized it yet, Chris Noth is definitely my favorite actor. Don't get me wrong, I love all my TV men, but he takes the cake.

Goodrich SUCKS!

So tonight my mom and I were planning on going to see "Sicko." WERE! The closest theater showing it is 60 miles away. What the hell?? We have 3 big theaters here and they are all owned by Goodrich Quality Theaters, Inc. Quality??? I think not. They sure enjoyed the money they took in during Fahrenheit 9/11! What's different about this? They are still money hungry, I mean come on... $5 for a soda? What a pathetic joke. Yeah, I'm pissed off. Goodrich sucks!

Family Jewels

I'm not really a big fan of KISS, but I absolutely love Gene's show on A&E. It puts a completely different perspective on him, much better than what I had in mind already. Whenever I watch the show, I just crack of laughing. Even Nick and Sophie are quick witted, and that just makes the show all the better. So, my advice... watch it!

Oh Good Lord

I um, uh.. GUH! ~Swoon~ whew! David Boreanaz is on the list.

Sane or no?

Basically I'm thinking that if you don't like Kathy Griffin you are nuts. She is absofuckinlutely hilarious! Of course My Life on the D-List is undeniably one of the best shows on television, but you have got to see her newest stand-up show Everyone Can Suck it! I laughed my ass off throughout it! If I could see/meet any celebrity while in Los Angeles, Kathy is the one I'd want to see! And of course Jessica too. Maybe my friends and I will get lucky and happen to go to the same restaurant she's at. Blah, not happening. Anyway, click on her picture to check out her site. Ciao!

Dirty Thoughts err.. Jobs!

Who doesn't think this man is delicious? Yum-O! He has many jobs to tackle. Dirty Jobs, After the Catch, Deadliest Catch, Ford Motor Company etc. I really should record his voice for my morning alarm clock. Can you imagine waking up to that? He's definitely on the list. I think I need to submit an idea to the Discovery Channel so he can come and do a "dirty job!" Wow, I watch too much television indeed. Next I'll be swooning over Adam and Jamie on Mythbusters!!

Criminal Hunger

If you're a television addict like me, you know who Matthew Gray Gubler is. A tall drink of water who is deliciously yummy. Along with being one of the main characters on Criminal Minds as Dr. Spencer Reid, he's also been on the big screen, produces his own movies, and is an artist. He draws some very interesting pictures, many of which have been sold at a gallery in Europe. If you've been to his single page website, matthewgraygubler.com, you've seen a lot of his art, which includes a self portrait from the future. He could definitely use a big slice of pizza or two. God knows he needs a few more pounds on him. Come on Matt baby, eat up! You've officially been put on the list. Happy Holidays everyone!

Deliciously Yummy!

Yes, I have a TV addiction. Today, it's all about Bones. I have seen every episode up to date, and with each one, the men get more and more yummy. Booth is absolutely delicious... and Hodgins is incredibly yummy! They are both definitely on my to do list. So, tonight while I'm asleep hugging my pillow, I can only hope it's a Booth/Hodgins fantasy. I'm sooo lucky to have excellent dreams.

Agent Lizard

I think it's time for me to admit to myself that I watch toooo much television. Yes, that's right, another dream. Last night I was an agent with NCIS. Gibbs, DiNozzo and McGee were all there. It starts off with me running after Ari. I finally catch him, and shoot him dead. Or, so I thought. I meet up with the guys, and lo and behold, Ari comes running after me. McGee trips him, and we all get away. A little while later, I'm talking with Gibbs, and Ari pops up. I freak out, and Gibbs jumps in front of me just when Ari shoots. He took a bullet in the shoulder for me. DiNozzo shoots Ari, and we then put him on a slab to run him through a 5000 degree flaming cooker. Dead at last. We all start walking back to the office, and Ari jumps in front of us yet again. Turns out the guy running the cooker thing turned it off the moment we turned around, so Ari was fine. So McGee tackles him and stabs him in the eye. This time, he's dead...really. So then we all go to Gibb's house to eat. He's cooking steak and baked potato's for us, and while doing so, I start crying and apologize for almost getting him killed. He hugs me, and that's it. I woke up. I tell ya, my fantasy dream life is much better than my real life. Of course I've added them all to my list.

Another Good One

I'm such a lucky dreamer. Last night I had another great one. This time it was all about Victor Garber. Yes I am a big fan of his work, and I absolutely love Justice. In my dream, he was himself, but with the personality of his Justice character, Ron Trott. Can we say HOT!?! Of course, many of the details I can't discuss here, I don't think my site host would allow it ;) If I am remembering correctly, I think I read somewhere that when you often dream of sex &/or love, it is because you crave it, or simply have just been without it. I think I'm in the latter group of that one. Go figure. So, per tradition, I've added him to my list. He's definitely a stud.

The Not So Annoying Family Wish

ok, I've decided. I want 3 children. One by Chris Noth, one by Simon LeBon, and one by David Caruso.

Dream Sequence

For the last couple weeks I have been having pretty much the same dream. Not exactly the same, but with the same concept. Being in love. Last night it was about that guy from "the Bachelor." I only watched that show a couple times, so I'm kinda confused why he was involved. Seems that my dreams are better than reality. Faithful, funny... too bad reality isn't like that. For me anyway. So for 5 seconds after waking up, there is a sense of happiness. Then it sinks in, it was only a dream. Then I get all pissed off that I woke up, and spend my day thinking about why I can't have in real life what I have in fantasy land. Depressing indeed. Go Figure.

The Blah Movie Scene

I try to watch most of the new releases nowadays, and I realize why I never did previously. How you seen the theatre's recently? Nothing good. It's the same plot with different actors. The last good movie I saw was "RENT." I think that is only because I am a fan of Anthony Rapp. Have been for a long time. Speaking of which, did you know he was in an episode of "X-Files"? Anyway, I have had a fair amount of things to rant about as of late, but putting them here is possibly a bad idea. I'm sure many people would be pissed off immensely. So I'm trying to stick to the ridiculous ones that are pointless, yet still need to be said.

Television Revolution

Remember the good ole days, when Mtv had 24 hours of music videos? Well.... I just looked at the tv guide for a 24 hour day (Saturday) and the ONLY scheduled time for videos is from 6-6:30am. 30 freakin minutes out of 24 hours!!! It's all real world, date my mom, punk'd and a whole bunch of other meaningless crap. What is the world turning to?? Mtv SUCKS!

Celebrity Needs

Ok, maybe not annoying celebrities, but the perks that go with it at least. Why is it that when celebrities attend certain events, such as the Oscars, they receive such extravagant gifts? I read somewhere that they receive a giftbag worth over $30,000. So, the people that HAVE money are the ones to GET the money? Let's see, 30 grand times 300 celebs is what... 9 million bucks? Wow, good money that could be used to help the less fortunate. And for the celebs...if you are one of those that bitch constantly about how you have no private life... get over yourself. What did you expect? Pathetic.