Typical Friday Night

Hoosiers Gone Wild

It's that time of year again, when the rain comes and melts the snow, causing the flood waters. Does it bother me? No, because I'm not stupid enough to live on a freakin' river! People are such idiots around here. Every year the river reaches above flood stage, and every year the people living there complain about it. Then freakin' move ya jackass! Tonight on the news there were stories about cars having to be pulled out of water because the roads were flooding. Uh Hello?!?! Cars + Water = Bad! Duh! If you see water on the road, don't try and drive through it! Sheesh!

Scientology Schmientology

Oh for the love of everything that is Holy! I am just soo sick of seeing Tom and Katie. Yes, he is a fantastic actor, but his personal life is a shamble! Why can't someone just write him a script for his life, so his personal thoughts won't come out?!? When he talks, all I hear is "blah blah blah blah blah." Stop the insanity! May we should all be a gaybob and wear a ratty piece of red string around our wrists (yes, I know that's Kabbalah, but just as bad), or tell the world that depression is a joke. NOT! Loser 101 has just graduated to complete idiocy. Maybe if he just stuck to posing like this picture - with his mouth covered!

Repetitive Mumbo Jumbo

Commericals I Hate

I realize that commericals need to grab your attention, but some are just ridiculous. One that drives me absolutely bonkers is the current Dove chocolate commercial. Ok, so she is walking down a busy street when all of the sudden she remembers the chocolates in her purse! So, she pulls a piece out, pops it in her mouth, and WHOA! It is sooooo good she rolls her eyes, then a blanket of chocolate covers the city. Oh brother. Now, Dove chocolate is good, I quite enjoy it myself - but not eye rolling enjoyment. Sheesh!

Chocolate Wins!

A couple of the most commonly known aphrodiasiacs are chocolate and oysters. Chocolate I can understand, I mean, I've had it licked off me before... but oysters??? Personally, if I ate an oyster on the half shell, it wouldn't make me want to have sex, it would make me want to VOMIT! Look at it! All slimey and gooey and juicy and PUKE! Ugh, just talking about it makes me want to hurl. Kind of reminds me of some recent pictures of Britney Spears that I really wish I had avoided. UGH!!

The Blah Movie Scene

I try to watch most of the new releases nowadays, and I realize why I never did previously. How you seen the theatre's recently? Nothing good. It's the same plot with different actors. The last good movie I saw was "RENT." I think that is only because I am a fan of Anthony Rapp. Have been for a long time. Speaking of which, did you know he was in an episode of "X-Files"? Anyway, I have had a fair amount of things to rant about as of late, but putting them here is possibly a bad idea. I'm sure many people would be pissed off immensely. So I'm trying to stick to the ridiculous ones that are pointless, yet still need to be said.