Up and Running

Michael Rapaport dot net is officially online. I just put the finishing touches on it tonight. Of course, I could change the layout any time. Click on the picture to get there.

My Other Guy

Just another post about one of my boyfriends. This time it's Michael Rapaport. Swoon! He's definitely studly in my book. I think I'll had him to my "those who I want to have children with" list. Can you imagine a little red haired love child running around? Yeah, I could. Oh, and some excellent news - Michael has just snagged a recurring role on My Name is Earl. I love that show. It stars Jason Lee, who you might know from the Kevin Smith franchise. Just look at that face in his picture! Whew.. it's getting warm in here. He's in the middle of a divorce... wonder how I can apply?? Cheers!

It's gettin' hot in here!

Oh for the love of God.. Chris Noth is the sexiest beast alive. I want to have his children. Look at that face!! Sophisticated, wise, rough, freakin HOT man! Just needed to let that be known. Anyway, the reason for this post is to plug my site chrisnoth.net. Go check it out, you know you want to! Yup, he's fine! And in case you haven't realized it yet, Chris Noth is definitely my favorite actor. Don't get me wrong, I love all my TV men, but he takes the cake.

Oh Good Lord

I um, uh.. GUH! ~Swoon~ whew! David Boreanaz is on the list.

Dirty Thoughts err.. Jobs!

Who doesn't think this man is delicious? Yum-O! He has many jobs to tackle. Dirty Jobs, After the Catch, Deadliest Catch, Ford Motor Company etc. I really should record his voice for my morning alarm clock. Can you imagine waking up to that? He's definitely on the list. I think I need to submit an idea to the Discovery Channel so he can come and do a "dirty job!" Wow, I watch too much television indeed. Next I'll be swooning over Adam and Jamie on Mythbusters!!

Invocation of a Dream

Just before I fall asleep at night, I silently wish for a great dream. Now of course by now you know about my television addiction, so it's no suprise that actors are frequently the object of desire in my dreams. Last night it was Jared Padalecki. Yum-O! He was hanging around some dude that I just couldn't stand, so I tried to ditch him many times. I ended up having a car race with him, and Jared was his passenger. So we're driving close to another, and I ram the drivers side trying to kill this dude I hate. Their car flips and stops short of bursting into flames. So I run over there to see if Jared is ok. He's fine, and says to me "what are you doing tonight?" I know he's wanting to bone me, but I had plans for the night. So I tell him I'm busy but I'm free the next night. He asks me how he can get a hold of me, and I say "don't worry babe, I'll find you." Then I wake up. What kind of crap is that? First of all, I hate driving super fast, and I certainly never call anyone "babe". It's a shame that my dreams are soo much better than my realities. But I sure do love having them!

Criminal Hunger

If you're a television addict like me, you know who Matthew Gray Gubler is. A tall drink of water who is deliciously yummy. Along with being one of the main characters on Criminal Minds as Dr. Spencer Reid, he's also been on the big screen, produces his own movies, and is an artist. He draws some very interesting pictures, many of which have been sold at a gallery in Europe. If you've been to his single page website, matthewgraygubler.com, you've seen a lot of his art, which includes a self portrait from the future. He could definitely use a big slice of pizza or two. God knows he needs a few more pounds on him. Come on Matt baby, eat up! You've officially been put on the list. Happy Holidays everyone!

Deliciously Yummy!

Yes, I have a TV addiction. Today, it's all about Bones. I have seen every episode up to date, and with each one, the men get more and more yummy. Booth is absolutely delicious... and Hodgins is incredibly yummy! They are both definitely on my to do list. So, tonight while I'm asleep hugging my pillow, I can only hope it's a Booth/Hodgins fantasy. I'm sooo lucky to have excellent dreams.

Agent Lizard

I think it's time for me to admit to myself that I watch toooo much television. Yes, that's right, another dream. Last night I was an agent with NCIS. Gibbs, DiNozzo and McGee were all there. It starts off with me running after Ari. I finally catch him, and shoot him dead. Or, so I thought. I meet up with the guys, and lo and behold, Ari comes running after me. McGee trips him, and we all get away. A little while later, I'm talking with Gibbs, and Ari pops up. I freak out, and Gibbs jumps in front of me just when Ari shoots. He took a bullet in the shoulder for me. DiNozzo shoots Ari, and we then put him on a slab to run him through a 5000 degree flaming cooker. Dead at last. We all start walking back to the office, and Ari jumps in front of us yet again. Turns out the guy running the cooker thing turned it off the moment we turned around, so Ari was fine. So McGee tackles him and stabs him in the eye. This time, he's dead...really. So then we all go to Gibb's house to eat. He's cooking steak and baked potato's for us, and while doing so, I start crying and apologize for almost getting him killed. He hugs me, and that's it. I woke up. I tell ya, my fantasy dream life is much better than my real life. Of course I've added them all to my list.

Another Good One

I'm such a lucky dreamer. Last night I had another great one. This time it was all about Victor Garber. Yes I am a big fan of his work, and I absolutely love Justice. In my dream, he was himself, but with the personality of his Justice character, Ron Trott. Can we say HOT!?! Of course, many of the details I can't discuss here, I don't think my site host would allow it ;) If I am remembering correctly, I think I read somewhere that when you often dream of sex &/or love, it is because you crave it, or simply have just been without it. I think I'm in the latter group of that one. Go figure. So, per tradition, I've added him to my list. He's definitely a stud.

Celebrity Weddings

Who says you can't marry a celebrity?!?!

Sometimes you've just got to have fun.

The Not So Annoying Family Wish

ok, I've decided. I want 3 children. One by Chris Noth, one by Simon LeBon, and one by David Caruso.

The Annoying Reality

Last night I had a dream, and it was a damn good one. Pierce Brosnan was there, but in it his name was Parker. Not sure if that was his first or last name, but that is what everyone called him. Very strange, but we were in love. Go figure. I mean, he was desperately in love with me. The fun part was that he was a high school shop teacher. I have no idea what that was about. And of course there was sex. GOOD sex. So just imagine how pissed off I was when I finally woke up, interrupting this situation. I never thought of Brosnan like that before, but now, he's on my list. Yeah, he's a stud.