Hello My Love

Damn I love it when a day turns out good. I mean, aside from this blinding abdominal pain. I woke to a nice thunderstorm, and you all know how great it is to hear one of those while laying in bed. I managed to get in a good hour of swimming inbetween rain showers though. Was very relaxing considering it was a million degrees with 98% humidity. Damn you Great Lakes! Had dinner with my folks, which is always fantastic... my mom definitely knows how to cook. Better add an extra hour of exercise after that fried chicken, mashed potatoes and David Copperfield gravy. I don't know how she makes that gravy, but I swear it's magic. After that I screwed around on the computer for awhile, making my aunt some "vote for me" cards. She's running for President of the Resident Counsel where she lives. I have no idea what that entails, but she's in to it. So finally I decide to go to bed around 3:45am. I always watch television for a bit before going to sleep, so I flipped on the cable box. There he is, my favorite guy, the first image I see on tv, and the first voice I hear. It's about 45 minutes in to The Sixth Day and first thing I hear it "Hello my love." Whoosh! That is 6'5" of pure deliciousness. I just love when a man is taller than me, real life or movieland. I hate being a 6'0" amazon. So anyway, I went to bed watching my fantasy lover, and there's only one thing better than that! The realistic one. Cheers!

911, What's Your Emergency?

I have a police scanner here at home, and I listen to it quite often. Not only does it pick up the police department, it catches the ambulance service and firefighters. Of course I love a good police crack down on someone doing ridiculous things, but my favorites are the 911 calls. People call 911 for the absolute dumbest reasons! Splinter in their finger, bruised little toe, minor dehydration... the list goes on! Get in the car and drive!! Why call for an ambulance that charges $450 for a 2 mile trip?? Don't have a car? Call a cab, a friend, anyone! Silly me, I thought 911 was for an EMERGENCY!

25 Celebs + 25 Invites = Party

If you could invite 25 celebrities to a party, who would you choose? It was really hard for me to think of 25... I'd be happy if my number 1 was the only one who showed up! lol

1. Michael Rapaport 2. Weird Al 3. Chris Noth 4. Kathy Griffin 5. Brett Scallions 6. Simon LeBon 7. Eva Mendes 8. Joe Mantegna 9. Matthew Gray Gubler 10. Pauley Perrette 11. David Boreanaz 12. Dave Attell 13. Charisma Carpenter	14. Adam Sandler 15. Kevin Smith 16. Ellen Degeneres 17. Jack Black 18. Mandy Patinkin 19. Mike Rowe 20. Jared Padalecki 21. Victor Garber 22. Will Sasso 23. Val Kilmer 24. Robert Smith 25. Perez Hilton

DreamNation

A few days back I received an anonymous email asking me about my "Dream" posts, and wondered why I haven't mentioned one in awhile. The answer: no dreams worthy of posting. I guess the subconscious was working overtime to find a good one, and it did last night. It was actually pretty tame, but very realistic. One of those that you have think about whether it's true or not for the first few minutes after waking. So anyway, my main character was Michael Rapaport. Shocking huh :) We're at a party, not together, but end up meeting and it's love at first sight. So he loves me , I love him, it's all good. Time went by like it would in a normal relationship. Well, normal to me, which isn't saying much. So my first thought after waking was I'm so glad when a celeb isn't a dick! Then a few minutes pass and I realize that I don't know him, he could be a complete jackass. I've met a few that are... John Cusack for one... DICK! So, having sat here for the last hour wishing I could go back to sleep and continue my good life, I wonder about three things...

• Does love at first sight really happen?
• Is Michael Rapaport a decent human being?
• When is Michael gonna ask me to marry him??
  

105 minutes I'll never get back

Yup, it's movie review time. I have just watched the most ridiculous movie. I quite think it's possibly the worst movie of all time. If you're a movie buff like me, surely you already know what movie I'm talking about. For the others, it's I Know Who Killed Me with Lindsay Lohan. I'm actually scarred from having sat through it. I better go watch a Kevin Smith movie to makeup for it.

Voodoo Spell On You

I watched I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry earlier today, and I wasn't disappointed at all. Of course it was no Happy Gilmore with the usual comedic Sandler style, but funny nonetheless. Adam and Kevin James were both excellent in it. So in honor of a good movie, I am posting my favorite song on Adam Sandler's album What's Your Name. Click on play and Enjoy!

Ain't gonna get any greener!

To my fellow Lafayette dwellers... GREEN MEANS GO! Maybe the ever illustrious BMV should road test every driver when a license expires. It truly amazes me how people continue to survive in a world where they are almost killed every time they get in a car. And another thing, when you plan on turning, use your freakin' turn signal! It's that thing on the left side of your steering wheel.

Vomitus Grossiness

I HATE seafood! Shrimp, lobster, crab, oysters, fish.. ugh! Blech! Doesn't matter how it's cooked either. Fried, boiled, grilled, RAW.. it all makes me want to vomit! My mom is very anti-shellfish, so it's no surprise where I get my distaste for it. She does love her catfish though. Funny thing is that I absolutely love food. I love all kinds of food, and I love to cook, so I watch the Food Network a LOT. Why is it that seafood is included in pretty much every show I see? Shrimp this, shrimp that, YUCK!
Soooo disgusting. I need to pitch a show called Anti-Sea. Now THAT would be a good show. Ok, now it's confession time. There is ONE seafood item I like. but only ONE! Yummy yummy deep fried clams. Of course ya gotta have some tarter sauce with them. Yum-o! So, that is my only sea-like. One out of a gazillion things in the sea to eat, I'd say I'm anti-sea for the most part. Now look at this beauty...

Tickets X 2

I confirmed some tickets to the Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen Degeneres show in early September in LA. Yay! The guests are yet to be announced, but, ya gotta go when you can.

Up and Running

Michael Rapaport dot net is officially online. I just put the finishing touches on it tonight. Of course, I could change the layout any time. Click on the picture to get there.

Thriller Revised

Well, my night just improved some. I've spent the last 15 minutes laughing my ass off! You have GOT to watch this...

Blah to the 4th power

What the hell makes late night pathetically boring? Sure, I can waste time online researching something I already know, or amuse myself by watching fart videos on YouTube... but come on, it's been done to death. I could look for more things to do on my trip to Los Angeles, but there's only so much I can plan when I'm only going to be there for 5 days. Besides, I already have my short list of celebs I plan on stalking capturing a photo with. Back when I was younger (like I'm old now or something) I was always doing something. Had a boat load of friends, places to go, and always had cash in my pocket. Now I have a couple friends, nowhere to go, and a debit card. Now's the time I think about how pathetic I'm sounding, and refer to what I say to others. Suck it up!

This and That

1. When you looked in the mirror today, what was your first thought? The only mirror I looked in today was the rear view mirror in my car. I was probably looking at the jackass that rode my ass.
2. Fav planet? The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
3. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Doctor's office
4. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? A View to a Kill by Duran Duran
5. Do you “label” yourself? Absolutely
6. What does your watch look like? Watch?? Oh, you mean my cellphone...
7. What were you doing at midnight last night? Cleaning house
8. What did your last text message you received say? Something from Kathy Griffin
9. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot? "Huh?" My hearing sucks lately.
10. Last furry thing you touched? My precious baby Jack
11. Favorite age you have been so far? 31
12. Your worst enemy? Depends on the day
13. What is your current desktop picture? Vortec Space
14. What was the last thing you said to someone? "Love you too" to my mom
15. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? The cash of course. I'd buy some wings with it.
16. Are you in love with someone? For what seems like the first time ever... Not at all
17. The last song you listened to? Tori Amos - Silent All These Years
18. What time of day were you born? I dunno, a little after 8pm
19. What's your favorite food? Homemade Tostadas - Yum-O!
20. Where did you live in 1984? About 50 yards from where I live now
21. Are you jealous of anyone? Anybody that has more money than me
22. Is anyone jealous of you? Bwahahaha! uh, no
23. Where were you when 9/11 happened? In class where I enjoyed my professor Dr. Neal Haskell throw a ballistic fit! I love that man. Google him, he's a world renowned Entomologist.
24. Do you consider yourself kind? Eh, 50/50
25. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? I have 4 now, but I guess I'd could go for one on the top of my foot
26. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? Spanish, but only so I could tell people around here to LEARN ENGLISH! ugh!
27. Would you move for the person you loved? Almost did once. Thank God that didn't happen. Wouldn't even consider it now.
28. What's your life motto? Suck it up
29. What's your favorite town/city? Dallas
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? Month ago I responded to my deadbeat cousin. He's in prison of course. Loser
31. Can you change the oil on a car? Nope
32. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her? No clue
33. Do you collect anything? Carebears, Frogs and Russ Trolls
34. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy? My sisters wedding in 1995. I wore this awful gold looking thing. She loved it. I'd wear it everyday if it would bring her back.
35. Have you been burned by love? Yup

My Other Guy

Just another post about one of my boyfriends. This time it's Michael Rapaport. Swoon! He's definitely studly in my book. I think I'll had him to my "those who I want to have children with" list. Can you imagine a little red haired love child running around? Yeah, I could. Oh, and some excellent news - Michael has just snagged a recurring role on My Name is Earl. I love that show. It stars Jason Lee, who you might know from the Kevin Smith franchise. Just look at that face in his picture! Whew.. it's getting warm in here. He's in the middle of a divorce... wonder how I can apply?? Cheers!